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FACTS ABOUT GIRAFFES:

• They have an 18 inch black tongue.
• Giraffes sleep for approximately 20 minutes per day.
• They consume about 75 pounds of food and 10 gallons of water every day, spending 16-20 hours of the day feeding.
• Giraffes can hiss, moo, whistle, and roar.
• Their tail is 8 feet long, the longest of any land mammal.
• Giraffes are strong enough to kill a lion.
• They can gallop 31-37 miles per hour.
• A newborn baby giraffe begins walking within the first hour of it’s birth. It also drops about 6 feet before hitting the ground when it is born.
• The heart of a giraffe is 2 feet long and weighs 25 pounds. Their blood pressure is twice that of a human.
• I love them.

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Gummy Bearskin rug

Really wish I’d bought one of these when I had the chance

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My hooded bodysuit is the most amazing item of clothing ever!

A list of movies I will probably never see

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Red Riding Hood, Priest. Scream. Scream 2, Scream 3, Scream 4, Insidious, The Rite, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Resident Evil: Extinction, Resident Evil: Degeneration, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Let Me In, Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Piranha, The Exorcism Of Emily Rose, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV, Saw V, Saw VI, Saw 3D, The Human Centipede, Zombieland, The Eye ,Teeth, They, The Grudge, The Grudge 2, The Grudge 3, White Noise, White Noise 2, Legion, My Soul To Take, Daybreakers, Splice, Nightmare On Elm Street, The Crazies, Orphan, Case 39, Drag Me To Hell, The Haunting In Connecticut, The Collector, Final Destination (2000), Final Destination 2, Final Destination 3, Final Destination (2009 - Also Known As #4), The Last House On The Left, Silent Hill, The Stepfather, I Spit On Your Grave, The Unborn, Dawn Of The Dead, I Am Legend, Carriers, Sorority Row, 28 Days Later, Friday The 13th (1980), Friday The 13th II, Friday The 13th III, Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter, Friday The 13th: A New Beginning, Friday The 13th: Jason Lives, Friday The 13th: The New Blood, Friday The 13th (2009), It, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans, Wrong Turn, Wrong Turn 2: Dead End, The Blair Witch Project, Halloween, Halloween II, The Girl Next Door, American Psycho, Let The Right One In, 28 Weeks Later, 30 Days Of Night, 30 Days Of Night: Dark Days, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor, Child’s Play, Child’s Play 2, Child’s Play 3, Bride Of Chucky, Seed Of Chucky, Day Of The Dead, Constantine, Dead Silence, Mirrors, Mirrors 2, Land Of The Dead, The Hills Have Eyes, The Hills Have Eyes II, The Mist, The Exorcist, Exorcist II: The Heretic, Exorcist III, Alien vs Predator, Alien vs Predator: Requiem, Pandorum, Dreamcatcher, The Devil’s Rejects, Rec, Rec 2, Victim, Interview With The Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles, The Orphanage, Trick R’ Treat, Hostel, Hostel, The Descent, The Descent 2, Blade, Blade: Trinity, The Strangers, One Missed Call, The Uninvited, Respire, Altitude, The Covenant, Black Death, Pitch Black, Alien, Queen Of Damned, Jeepers Creepers, Jeepers Creepers II, And Soon The Darkness, Heavy Metal, Wake Wood, The Slumber Party Massacre, Taking Lives, Chain Letter, Vanishing On The 7th Street, Hidden, Doom, The Boy Who Cried Werewolf, 1408, The Ring, The Ring 2, A Perfect Getaway, Undead, The Tortured, The Objective, Devil’s Playground, Deep Blue Sea, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Mask Maker, Hatchet, Hatchet II, The Clinic, From Hell, House, Secrets In The Walls, Naboer, The Amityville Horror, Little Deaths, Psychosis, Slither, Babysitter Wanted, Forget Me Not, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II,Evil Dead III, My Bloody Valentine, 13 Hrs, The Thing, 100 Feet, The Hole, Dracula, The Craft, Haunted, 51, Cherry Tree Lane, The Ninth Gate, The Final, Day Witch, The Others, Van Helsing, From Dusk To Dawn, Sleepy Hallow, Alien, House of 1000 Corpses, Freddy Vs. Jason, Secret Widow, Thirteen Ghosts, Gremlins, Fear, Spawn, Sincerely Kristina, The Martyrs, Pet Sematary, Carrie, Ghost Ship, Faculty, Hannibal Rising, House Of Wax, Idle Hands, Stir Of Echoes, Stay Alive, Eden Lake, The Midnight Meat Train, Rose Red, Hellraiser, Hellraiser II: Hellbound, Cube, Tremors, The Cell, Poltergeist, Identity, The People Under The Stairs, Little Shop Of Horror, The Jacket, Joy Ride, Joy Ride II: Dead Ahead, The Lost Boys, Lost Boys: The Tribe, Lost Boys: The Thirst, The Messengers, The Frighteners, Cujo, Darkness Falls, Frailty, Prom Night, Night Of The Living Dead, The Good Son, An American Haunting, Flowers In The Attic, Hollow Man, Funny Games, Candyman, The Skeleton Key, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, The New Daughter, Jacob’s Ladder, Night Watch, Hide And Seek, Shelter, New Nightmare, The Ruins, Pulse, Rosemary’s Baby, Leprechaun, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3, Sometimes They Come Back, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Cannibal Holocaust, Wolf Creek, The Fly, La Horde, When A Stranger Calls, Inside, The Entity, Tales From The Hood, Silver Bullet, Dread, Mindhunters, Anaconda, Turistas, Frayed, Dark Floors, Farm House, Train, The Wolfman, Feast, Feast II, Feast III: The Happy Finish, Town Creek, What Lies Beneath, Christine, Children Of The Corn (1984), Children Of The Corn II: The Final Sacrifice, Children Of The Corn III: Urban Harvest, Children Of The Corn IV: The Gathering, Children Of The Corn V: Fields of Terror, Children Of The Corn 666: Isaac’s Return, Children Of The Corn: Revelation, Children Of The Corn (2009), Cursed, Vacancy, The Ghost And The Darkness, Creep, Cape Fear, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, Fire In The Sky, A Serbian Film, Dance Of The Dead, Pathology, Flatliners, Jason X, Urban Legend, The Hitcher, The Forgotten, Shrooms, Skinwalkers, Splinter, Zone Of The Dead, The Gift, Storm Of The Century, Cold Creek Manor, Session 9, All The Boys Love Mandy Lane, Amusement, The Reaping, Stake Land, Boogeyman, Boogeyman 2, Boogeyman 3, The Haunting Of Molly Hartley, The Cave, The Haunting, Arachnophobia, Black Christmas, Dead Set, The Breed, From Within, Haunting of Winchester House, Whisper, The Death Of Ian Stone, Summer’s Blood, Frontier, Deadline, Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth, Hellraiser IV: Bloodline, Hellraiser V: Inferno, Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker, Hellraiser VII: Deader, Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, House Of Bones, Hunger, The Shrine, Ravenous, Fragiles, Strangeland, Bug, P2, Walled In, The Fog, The Hills Run Red, Eden Log, The Children, The Legend Of Bloody Mary, The Abandoned, Grace, Camp Hell, House Of Fears, Exorcist: The Beginning, Rest Stop, Rest Stop 2: Don’t Look Back, Willard, The Wicker Man, The Echo, The Last Exorcism, Quarantine, Quarantine 2, The Orphan Killer, Mute Witness, Memory, Riding The Bullet, The Devil’s Mercy, Grindstone Road, Dream Slashers, The Woman, Mother’s Day, Ginger Snaps, Black Cadillac, The Shining, Captifs, Seconds Apart, The Ward, Brainscan, Night Of The Demons, Screamers, Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist, Dead Noon, Anneliese The Exorcist Tapes, Exorcist: The Beginning, Hybrid, Ghouls, Maximum Overdrive, Cat’s Eye, Bloodlust Zombies, Speed Demon, Zombies And Cigarettes, Inside, Mindhunters, Vacancy, Cursed, Omen, Necromentia

Places to Visit: Buffalo Edition

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peterbaker:

Jamestown, North Dakota

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I’M SORRY, IT’S JUST- HAHAHAH HAAAAH! HAAHAH! HAHAHAA AHHHA AHA-

I DON’T MEAN TO LAUGH THIS HARD, BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER ‘SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE’ ARGUMENT? I CAN’T EVEN- HAH AHAHAAAH HAAHAHHAHA!

OH, LORD. DID WE NOT JUST SPEND 20 MINUTES DISCUSSING KIM KARDASHIAN’S PATHETIC, MONEYGRUBBING  SHAM OF A ‘MARRIAGE’ THAT DIDN’T EVEN LAST HALF A WEEK? THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO PROTECT? THAT’S YOUR IDEA OF SANCTIFIED?

HOOOOO! THAT’S RICH. THAT’S FUNNY STUFF. YOU’RE- HAHAHA! AHHH … YOU’RE NOT A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT, YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP IT NICE AND HOLY. I TOTALLY GET IT. 

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Things I Want: Octopus Edition

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Octopus Table

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Since Dreamcatcher, these guys have starred in tv shows Homeland, Hung, Deadwood/Justified, and My Name is Earl/Memphis Blues.

Two things that could be taken from this: 1. Bad movies make good careers? or 2. (more likely) that age-old universal truth “Everyone makes mistakes.”

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Things I Want: Home Edition

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Aquarium Sink by Italbrass.

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